since shengxiang asks me to write to him i shall write to him.
Dear darling Shengxiang,
Hi! How are you. It's been a long time (26hours) since i last saw you. did i tell you, you look real cute with no hair. its no wonder that all the girls you know fall at your feet and worship you. not only do you have a good looking head on your shoulders, you have substance inside to back it up. i hope that you will become a top scientist one day and invent a time machine. that way, we can go back to that fateful day last year and kick NJC's ass. or, if you are really really smart, i hope it would not be of too much trouble for you to invent telephones that do not ring, so i can blog in peace.
anyway, i heard that you are now a combat medic. you see, one day if we really go to war, i might need your help. the embarrasing fact is, i am rather prone to cramps in my calf, and with the long marching hours before the battle, i might actually cramp up during the battle, and that would not do. i wouldn't like the enemy to be the one stretching me. you see, it is important that you always have extra deep heat in your first aid kit. and if you hear the sound "ARGH ARGH" its probably me cramping so please rush to my aid.
you know, sometimes you have gotta think of the future. but i seriously can't imagine a future without you. damn, you've turned me into a gay. seriously, what connection can a scientist (you) have with a psychologist(me)? unless you become a mad scientist, which upon further consideration, seems a very likely scenario indeed. you see, i was thinking of retiring early, being the lazy person that i am. and i have just thought about a way for me to get rich very quick. seeing how marriagible and sought after you are, i was hoping you could marry a rich woman, and by rich i mean VERY rich. and then, when you are rich, i hope you will remember how important our friendship is. ie i hope you divert a reasonably large proportion of the money to me, your most loyal friend.
wishing you a happy sunday.
yours sincerely, truely, faithfully